One of the project managers tries to get one of the vivarium staff to sit in on a meeting.
Ratgirl: "You chemists have too many meetings"
Junior PM: "Of course, without meetings what else would we do all day? Work?"
Upon hearing this, several of us in the room had difficulty keeping our beverages from escaping through our noses. Lesson #1 for junior PM: you cannot be facetious when what you're saying is actually the truth.